A sociologist (S), an economist (E), an anthropologist (A), a political scientist (P), a historian (H) and a random dude (D) walk into a bar.
P: sh*t, Trump just got elected.
D: Yeah, you predicted Clinton would win.
S: It’s time to look at the white working class that is forgotten by the establishment.
D: Finally you think about something that is about neither the minority nor the left.
A: Can you just let America alone? Don’t judge the American society by the standards of your society. Cultures are relative!!!
D: I would leave it alone if America was in another planet and had nothing to do with my country.
H: I knew it all along. There have been some precedents in the past. Hitler!
D: Yeah you only knew it after it happened. How about really predicting the future accurately based on your past lessons?
E: Let me draw some graphs and solve some equations to predict the economic outcomes.
D: Please don’t miss anything important like the time you missed the financial crisis…
P/S: Just for fun weeheeeeee~